Rob Helmer's Homepage
Welcome, Folks

This is the Official Website of the Rob Helmer Ego. Below you may find the secret of life, the truth of American culture, and a funny anecdote or two.
Update: April 4, 2002
My deepest sorrows to the frustrated many who have been sending angry emails to the email address, the fascist pigs of discontinued their affiliation with, and it was dumped.

Now updated after a long wait:
I will update the who I am section, but give a brief overview here.
My new email address is ; emailing me here is a better way to reach me than phone, snail mail or coming over to my apartment. An additional way to reach me is by using Yahoo Instant Messenger at username: kostyarh
I am currently living in Warrensburg, MO attending Central Missouri State University. My major, at the moment, is political science, with a minor in journalism (or reverse that, who knows).
Politically, I remain dedicated to humanist ethics, leftist politics, anarcho-syndicalist ideology (with an unhealthy attraction to Leninist Vangardism), the right to bear arms, the reform of the criminal justice system, the extension of the death penalty to include child molestation, political corruption, and anti-social economic crimes, and a solid belief in the inherent goodness of people.
Although the intro to this site has long sat unchanged, I have periodically updated different sections. Re-explore, you might find something exciting. I do confess that some element of disorder pervades the site, as a reflection of my life, so good luck finding what you are looking for.
I enjoy comments, questions, and requests for research help related to the materials on this site and will reply to email as quickly as possible.
Angry individuals are welcome to email me, randomly call people with my last name (I don't answer my phone, no skin off my nose) or use clues peppered through out the site to track me down. I enjoy answering the door with my Jehovah's Witness Repellant (machete).

Remember, By boot or by bullet, the American government must be returned to the people.
Rob Helmer

Top 10,000 links
Issues and Events To save space on the main page, I'm moving some of the current events stuff a seperate index.
Russia Old photos from my trip to Russia.
Gore The reason Al Gore may be right about gun control.
Lincoln Did Lincoln Deserve to be Shot?
Guns My sociology paper about conceal and carry permits.
Art Bell Art Bell's website
Library Things I've written.
Waco The truth about what happened in Waco.
Radio GaGa Radio Links
Jello Sell your Black Raspberry Jello
In Studio Some of my musical toys.
Tour Risco This is a partial virtual tour of where I work. My office isn't shown.
Neo Noah New take on an old story.
Muneer The Official Homepage of Muneer Ahmad
Free The birth of a cybercheapskate.
Totally Tasteless Straight from This is really bad.
Burn Baby, Burn Viewz 'n Nuze on Seattle.
Military Testing Source material from an editorial about secrecy and military testing.
Protest Article Article on protest policy
Sex in Dorms Story on Sex in the dorms
Student Organizations Story Story for Muleskinner
Rob Helmer

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