VOTE GOD 2000
Tired of liars, cheats, and frauds asking for your vote? Turn to the candidate on top.
The only presidential
candidate with a million year track record on the issues that matter to you.
Health Care
God is the only candidate offering a universal, comprehensive healthcare based on miracles and faith healing.
Social Security
God has the only guaranteed ‘eternal’ retirement plan that will cost U.S. taxpayers absolutely nothing but their souls.
Flat Tax
Forbes is a Johnny-come-lately to the flat tax arena. God created the very first flat tax. Under a God presidency, all Americans would pay a simple flat tithe.
Trust
God has kept a ‘no new flood’ promise for six thousand years, Bush’s dad couldn’t keep a promise for six months.
Family Values
No gay marriage.
ABSOLUTELY NO PORK
(barrel
spending)
Trust
us. You don’t want Gore, Bradley, Bush, or McCain for president. If you knew
what we here in the God camp know…we got the dirt. What do you think confession
is for?